I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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