If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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