This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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