new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Is Oprah even human
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize