i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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