Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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