This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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