What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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