Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
