the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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