I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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