Dual....:-)
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
