he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.