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• (909): View more from California

  It must have been true love

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Quoting wale wont save you from herpes

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  low key just jizzed in a chinese food container

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.

  (253): View more from Washington

  I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix

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