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• (310): View more from California

  If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's gameday bitch. Man up.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?

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  It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.

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• (323): View more from California

  We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.

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