oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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