my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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