check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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