One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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