I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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