She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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