Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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