I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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