so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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