She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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