sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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