Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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