I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
That reminds me...we need to get swords
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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