me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Alive.
So much puke
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
