How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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