I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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