If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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