there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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