That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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