you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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