Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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