It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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