i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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