I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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