got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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