I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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