Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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