I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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