what day is it and did you see me today?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It all started with a game of naked twister.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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