Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
