I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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