I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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