wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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