i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Last time i carry you out of a forest
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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