I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I need water and some morals
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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