when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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