i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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