I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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