I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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