Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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