Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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