508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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