I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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