you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.