She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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